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judge:  why did you kill that man
me:  it's a metaphor
judge:  oh....ok lol
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lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via feat)

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket, via tensioned)

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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via collapsed)

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