judge:  why did you kill that man
me:  it's a metaphor
judge:  oh....ok lol


im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

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